Spotlight: Kim Kardashian's Kimoji app crashed the Apple App Store, we investigate

Today, December 22, is a day of peaks and lows. Humanity took a giant leap towards the stars as Elon Musk launched, and then landed a space rocket. Humanity then took an ever so slight step backwards, as Kim Kardashian's Kimoji app launched, then crashed the Apple App Store. Hey, we're not hating — Kimoji is good fun! After all, nothing tells your friends how much you care about them like bombarding them with emojis of Kim's notorious backside!

That aside, the $1.99 app depicts nearly all of Mrs. West's valuable, ahem, assets! There are over 250 exclusive emoji and sticker designs, along with an integrated QWERTY keyboard that works with iMessage, WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger, and everything else eligible for transmitting Kim's goods in pixelated form. If that's not enough, don't worry, there are more packs on the way!

Unfortunately, the Kimojis don't work on Instagram and Twitter, which is definitely a huge oversight on the developers' part. We hope the problem will be resolved in a timely manner!

Kimoji works on Apple devices running iOS 8.0 or later. After toying around with it, we really hope Elon Musk outs an emoji app of his own. Seriously, the world needs more emojis of rockets landing!