Choose one: Sony Xperia Z5 Premium, Sony Xperia Z5 or Z5 Compact?

Sony brought the big guns this time around and unveiled not one and not even two, but three new phones at IFA 2015: welcome to the Sony Xperia Z5 family, consisting of the Z5 Premium, the Z5, and the Z5 Compact.
In a nutshell, all three share the same visual style, design language and a fingerprint scanner embedded in the side-positioned lock key. All three come with the Snapdragon 810 system chip and all feature a 23-megapixel 1/2.3-inch main camera. And yes, all three are protected from the elements.
So what's the difference you ask?
Mostly, it's all about your favorite size - think about the three as an S/M/L size of the same piece of clothing. Also, it's definitely about the screen resolution: the Z5 Premium has a 5.5-inch 4K display with a whopping 800ppi+, the Z5 has got a 5.2-inch display with a 1080 x 1920-pixel resolution, and finally the Xperia Z5 compact has got a 4.6-inch screen with a resolution of 720 x 1280-pixels.
So which one is the right one for you? Pick one and let us know why in the comments below.
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